FAQ

1. Aren't you just ripping off Cards Against Humanity?

We don't like to think of it as ripping them off so much following the proud Irish tradition of piggybacking off the ambition and enterprise of American firms.

Also, not only do CAH not have an Irish version, they don't even sell the original version to Ireland.

So in the immortal words of Mary Robinson:

"You snooze, you lose, dickheads!"

2. Is this one of those shitty expansion packs?

Fuck no! 

AhHereNow is a full standalone game with 550 cards of 100% unique content geared specifically for the twisted Irish sense of humour.

3. Sounds good, where can I get AhHereNow?

 

Right here. Right now.
4. I want to buy AhHereNow, but I'm really cheap. What can I do?

No problemo my parsimonious friend!

You email us for a free PDF version that you can print yourself. To really save money you can do this at work or at your parents house. 

Then it's just a matter of spending an hour cutting in up with a pair of scissors like you're in junior infants and, hey presto, you're ready to play with your friends and family. And when they've finished laughing at your pathetic scraps of paper, you can man up and buy the proper version

5. I have no friends. Can I still enjoy AhHereNow?

Of course you can!

Hostages, prostitutes and the voices inside your head all make for great playing partners.

In fact, using simple household items like a carving knife, banana in your pocket or a hypodermic syringe full of ketchup, you can instantly turn your local bank branch, pharmacy or greengrocer into a games room with any number of willing playmates who will play with you for hours. 

6. How much does it cost?

€30.

But since you've read this far we'll give you €1 off - use the code CHEAPBASTARD at checkout. 

7. That seems like a lot.

Please refer to Question 4.

8. But Cards Against Humanity is only $25.

Yeah, but they don't have to give a quarter of that to the taxman so Jacinta can buy slabs of Dutch Gold and blue WKD with the Children's Allowance.

9. Can I play it if I'm not Irish?

Depends. Do the following things mean anything to you?

  • Marty Morrissey's forehead.
  • The Late Late Toy Show
  • Graham O'Dwyer

If the answer is no, then you probably won't get it.

10. Do any of the proceeds go to charity?

BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh, you're serious.

No, none do.