What the hell is this?

What the hell is this? Ah Here Now is a blatant rip-off of Cards Against Humanity fun new game celebrating the more wicked side of Irish humour.

What the hell is this?

How do I play it?

Couldn't be simpler compadre. Just pick a purple card, and compete with your friends to find the funniest green card to answer it.

What's it about?

All facets of Irish life are covered: politics, sport, religion, alcoholism, celebs, sexual repression, begrudgery; you name it we got it!

How do I play it?

Buy AhHereNow



AhHereNow is currently out of stock, but you can pre-order at a discounted price.

In addition to being a laugh, AhHereNow is 100% guaranteed to:

  • Increase both the frequency and quality of your lovemaking

  • Make friends and coworkers respect you 6.83% more

  • Make you 2 inches taller

  • Make you win €100,000 on your next scratchcard

  • Get you sick gainz in the gym

  • Imbue you with a sense of immense contentment

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Aren't you just ripping off Cards Against Humanity?

We don't like to think of it as ripping them off so much following the proud Irish tradition of piggybacking off the ambition and enterprise of American firms.

Also, not only do CAH not have an Irish version, at the time we started this, they didn't even sell the original version to Ireland.

So in the immortal words of Mary Robinson:

"You snooze, you lose, fuckwits!"

Is this just one of those shitty CAH expansion packs?

Fuck no!

AhHereNow is a full standalone game with 550 cards of 100% unique content geared specifically for the twisted Irish sense of humour.

Sounds good, where can I get AhHereNow?

AhHereNow is only available right here from our website.

I want to buy AhHereNow, but I'm really cheap. What can I do?

No problemo my parsimonious friend!

You can download a pdf version of the game here and print it yourself. To really save money you can do this at your parents' house.

Then it's just a matter of spending an hour cutting it up with a pair of scissors like you're in junior infants again (Careful! They're sharp!) and, hey presto, you're ready to play with your friends and family. And when they've finished laughing at your pathetic scraps of paper, you can man up and buy the proper version.

I have no friends. Can I still enjoy AhHereNow?

Of course you can!

Hostages, prostitutes and the voices inside your head all make for great playing partners.

In fact, using simple household items like a carving knife, banana in your pocket or a hypodermic syringe full of ketchup, you can instantly turn your local bank branch, pharmacy or greengrocer into a games room with any number of willing playmates who will play with you for hours.

How much does it cost?

€30 or your first born child, whichever is of greater value.

That seems like a lot.

Please refer to "I want to buy AhHereNow, but I'm really cheap. What can I do?".

But Cards Against Humanity is only $25.

Yeah, but they don't have to give a quarter of that to the taxman so Jacinta can buy slabs of Dutch Gold and blue WKD with the Childrens' Allowance.

But since you won't stop harping on about this, we'll give you €1 off - use the code CHEAPBASTARD at checkout.

There! Are you happy now?

Can I play it if I'm not Irish?

Depends. Do the following things mean anything to you?

  • Marty Morrissey's forehead.
  • The Late Late Toy Show
  • Shifting
If the answer is no, then you probably won't get it.

Do any of the proceeds go to charity?


Oh, you're serious.

No, not a sausage.

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